I Really SUCK!

Just a little post to say how much I suck. I suck so much that Hoover is putting out a line of industrial vacuum cleaners in my name. I suck so hard that James Cameron actually used me on the set of the Titanic to suck the massive boat underwater. I once sucked so badly that NASA wanted to use me to simulate the effects of a near to earth black hole.
Just thought you might want to know this....Till next time!

Love, Jamie

Come Back to Texas

For the past couple of weekends I've been working for a ruthless taskmaster. Not because I want to, but because I must. She has fashioned an idea in her crafty little mind, and I was chosen to bring about its completion. What's worse? She pays me nothing. My job was to drive around our beloved city and film some of the various landmarks that make it unique. That's not all though. I then had to edit all the footage and create a sort of "music video" to a song that she had preselected. I think the final cut showcases our city quite nicely. Have a look.